lady gaga, pregnant fouette's, and my dad in a wig.

my dream last night was awesome. and totally strange, as most dreams are. i was a dancer for lady gaga. and we were performing at the roger's high school gym, except it was way bigger. and my mom and dad were there to support me.  so, i am wearing these huge heels...sort of like this:

except it wasn't a wedge shoe, so the heel wasn't attached. it was more like a stiletto. oh, and also, i was skinny and cute, but full on pregnant and still a totally awesome dancer!  as i was doing cool dance moves the 6 inch heel on my shoe broke off, so i started to dance all weird.  but i kept my cool, and just kept dancing.  so then, it's time for lady gaga's grand entrance down the bleachers. it ended up not being that cool. and then all of a sudden there are gym mats all over the floor for us. and lady gaga and all of us dancers start tumbling, like little kids do, except we are totally serious about it and think we are awesome. and then we all just sit there on the floor with jazz hands. and lady gaga turns to me and says that i have to save the show. i have to save the show. but how can i? i am pregnant and my heel is broken and the other shoe is like 6 inches high, what am i supposed to do?  then she just whispers, "fouette's". and nods her head, and leaves to go change her costume. so i get up in the middle of all these dancers, face the audience, and start doing like 100 fouette turns.  then the slow clap starts! and then i see my mom and dad in the audience. my dad is wearing his normal clothes, but has on a long blue wig, and is totally cool about it. and my mom starts motioning to me that we have to leave, the lady in front of her is eating walnuts! my mom i super allergic to walnuts. so i just stop doing my turns. stand there for a second. and then run off the gym floor, a little like napolean dynamite would. and then i see lady gaga backstage and let her know it's her time now, and that she can do this. ya know, an awesome pep talk!

and then orion came into my room for reals and said he had to pee! so i woke up!